GOODBYE FAGGOTS

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

squirpin replied to your post: do you even know who hodge is are they just an anon eric are you getting catfished

why did you edit this i saw that you text them

i have to keep this person as mysterious as possible

it’s summer and I was supposed to play video games but I’m so afraid of starting them because I always get sad when they end it’s like I’m losing a part of my life

squirpin replied to your post: squirpin replied to your post: do you even know…

uh i will not allow bestiality

uh you have no jurisdiction over who i will or will not love and or fuck

squirpin replied to your post: do you even know who hodge is are they just an anon eric are you getting catfished

wait are you telling me it could be a him

boy, girl, dog

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

squirpin asked: do you even know who hodge is are they just an anon eric are you getting catfished

wtf no man that would be pathetic he/she just doesn’t have a tumblr

squirpin:

what if i am hodge

oh my god

holy shit i would literally cut off my dick, gag myself, and plug up my asshole don’t you dare put that fucking image in my head