August 2012
slowqueen:
if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook
how is that mc kayla only 16 good lord
why are none of my friends online
wekisstherain:
Synchronized swimming? More like demon birthing 101.
slavechapelle:
so does that mean one of the pieces of confetti at the opening ceremony was kony
god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick
Don’t you just love wiping your boogers on the bed sheet
I want to eat so much butter pecan ice cream right now
notkorra:
“be strong,” i whisper at my wifi signal
typicalbrony:
when the person who you have a crush on asks you who you have a crush on
me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
what’s the name of that cute runner girl in the olympics that was bouncing around
blackstanlee:
hannameth:
i just saw porn on my dash and gagged
gagged on what?
okay I was doing research and I found out that I have a broken fibula and broken ankle
and that there’s no difference between a fractured bone and a broken bone
GUYS I HAVE TO GET A CAST ON THURSDAY IM SO EXCITED
Oh my God my mom is making me go to school tomorrow against the doctors orders why
I’m eating McDonalds oh God i’m taking advantage of this
I have summer school Veronica
DOCTOR SAID NOT TO GO TO SCHOOL THANK GOD
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Veronica you know I don’t mean it i’m sorry friend
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VERONICA YOUR FACE IS IN DENIAL
No Lana omg i’m just replying on my phone i’m not crazy
Lol kiriiv loves me guys
Yeah will nobody would give you their pussy either I hate you
Yeah well nobody would give you their pussy either I hate you
Yeah will nobody would give you their pussy either I hate you
At least I get penis you fucking chink
At least I get penis you fucking chink
Kiriiv you have so many anime characters up your ass calm down
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Veronica if you really loved me you wouldn’t be breaking my heart like this
microwavepizzaoven:
reblog if a white person ruined your life
I AM GOING TO GET AN X RAY FOR THE FIRST TIME EEEEEEH
I’M AT A PAYPHONE LADADADA
FUCK IT I’M GOING TO EAT ALL THE ICE CREAM I WANT
Veronica i’m on my phone but wow you’re so mean to me
I haven’t exercised for two days and my head is literally pounding i’m going to cry
methlabrador:
wreck yourself before you check yourself because its a learning experience
DESURA HAS SO MANY GREAT GAMES UGH
shavingryansprivates:
i’m not even phased by nudity anymore, thanks tumblr
